Recently a group of "we know better than you" lawmakers have taken on the task to protect the world by banning drop side cribs. Not familiar with this product, ask a mom or do a google image search. It's exactly what it says, a crib that allows one side to be lowered by a lever mechanism so that the parent can more easily pick up a screaming carpet monkey while not having to bend over a too high crib rail.
These cribs have been around for 100's of years (ok maybe just 1 hundred)and in all that time there has been 23 death related to the product. Most of which were the sides not being properly locked and falling on a kids head or squeezing down on said kids throat.
TWENTY THREE!! Seriously!! I'm no mathmatition,hell I cant even SPELL it, but 23 seems like a pretty small number to go all "ban this devil made product" on the world. I'd bet more people die in the shower from slip and falls on a monthly basis and we arn't all screaming for a Jihad on SOAP.
Now lord knows, I love me a some cute kids, but stupid is stupid. Chances are if these 23 kids didn't die from some wacky crib accident then their idiot parents would have found another way to do them in. Natural selection always has a way of sorting these things out.
May 25, 2010
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May 3, 2010
Good For Ewe Arizona!
Recently, some crazy chick over in Arizona passed a law that mandates the local authoritys to stop and ID anyone who "looks like" an illegle alien(basically, all latins). Kudos to you I say. Bout time we started thinning the herd.
Some people(mostly latinos)are super pissed of course and say this new law violates their rights. Other people(with money)are pissed because they don't know who will mow their lawns and pick their crops. And still more people are pissed just because they havn't had anything to be pissed about for a while.
First of all, it doesn't violate anyones rights. You have the RIGHT to shut the fuck up, show your ID and enjoy the bounty which is our amazing country. Remember why you hopped that slow boat to get here in the first place? Because its BETTER here. The reason its better here is because we have RULES. If ya don't like them rules, I believe high tide is around 7pm, get to paddling.
Secondly, mow your own yard! You got kids, poor neighbors, or an unemployed brother? Throw them a few bucks and watch that landscaping turn to gold. Produce? Pick your own. There are countless orchards in this country that not only allow you to do this but they also LOVE it when you bring the wife and kids and make a day of it. Hell, take the entire 4th grade out to a local orchard and teach them where shit comes from.
As far as the rest of you bleeding heart ACLU sheep fuckers. Its the AMERICAN Civil Liberties Union(I think...really too lazy to research that but Im an American, I have that right).
Now im sure theres a posse of Pedros out there yelling that they were born here and shouldn't be subject to such indignity. Welllll your wrong! Look at your rear view mirror. See that Mexican/Rican flag you got dangling there? Well it's just that heritage, just those ancestors that set you up to be profiled. Sure you were born here, but were THEY? Did they arrive here and go through their citizenship classes and pass the tests and swear in AS a legal citizen? Or did they just fly under the radar, take shit jobs, leach off the system around them and not contribute to America the way our good people have, paying taxes, voting and making a difference. My dad once told me that "you are judged by the company you keep". If you were born here take pride in "here". You've probably never even BEEN "there"(and if you have, it must not have been good enough to keep you there).
It takes more to be an American than just plopping down on our soil and breeding.
Some people(mostly latinos)are super pissed of course and say this new law violates their rights. Other people(with money)are pissed because they don't know who will mow their lawns and pick their crops. And still more people are pissed just because they havn't had anything to be pissed about for a while.
First of all, it doesn't violate anyones rights. You have the RIGHT to shut the fuck up, show your ID and enjoy the bounty which is our amazing country. Remember why you hopped that slow boat to get here in the first place? Because its BETTER here. The reason its better here is because we have RULES. If ya don't like them rules, I believe high tide is around 7pm, get to paddling.
Secondly, mow your own yard! You got kids, poor neighbors, or an unemployed brother? Throw them a few bucks and watch that landscaping turn to gold. Produce? Pick your own. There are countless orchards in this country that not only allow you to do this but they also LOVE it when you bring the wife and kids and make a day of it. Hell, take the entire 4th grade out to a local orchard and teach them where shit comes from.
As far as the rest of you bleeding heart ACLU sheep fuckers. Its the AMERICAN Civil Liberties Union(I think...really too lazy to research that but Im an American, I have that right).
Now im sure theres a posse of Pedros out there yelling that they were born here and shouldn't be subject to such indignity. Welllll your wrong! Look at your rear view mirror. See that Mexican/Rican flag you got dangling there? Well it's just that heritage, just those ancestors that set you up to be profiled. Sure you were born here, but were THEY? Did they arrive here and go through their citizenship classes and pass the tests and swear in AS a legal citizen? Or did they just fly under the radar, take shit jobs, leach off the system around them and not contribute to America the way our good people have, paying taxes, voting and making a difference. My dad once told me that "you are judged by the company you keep". If you were born here take pride in "here". You've probably never even BEEN "there"(and if you have, it must not have been good enough to keep you there).
It takes more to be an American than just plopping down on our soil and breeding.
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