April 30, 2010

Bout Time For Some New Rules

If a woman wears a tube top, it is perfectly acceptable to pull it down.

If a hot woman bends over in front of you..go ahead..get some.

If you are in the presence of sunburnt boobs, bongo the shit out of them.

If you see a womans "whale tale" hanging out, free wedgey!

Guys should be nut checked once a day, just to keep them on their toes.

If a woman is NOT wearing a bra it is acceptable to comment/tweak or pull on her hard nipples. (same goes for a dude in a bathing suit).

If you don't like what someone else is wearing, feel FREE to tell them and go into great detail the list of reasons why.

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