April 13, 2010

Ewe Poor Sick Bastard

As far as conspiracy theorys go, The Bilderberg Group fuels some of the finest around. If your not familiar with them and their story, click the link, read all about it and come on back.

One of their biggest missions is population control. Obviously there are way to damn many sheep fuckers on this planet and for years the group has devised ways to thin the herd. Follow me on this for a minute, it gets sort of wierd.

Lets start with AIDS. When I was growing up in the 70's there was no AIDS (that we knew of) then from out of nowhere, some African guy apparently sexes up a monkey, said monkey bites some other person and in the span of 6 years every gay guy in a bathhouse is spreading AIDS through out the world (nut shell). It becomes a pandemic, millions die, still no cure. Perfect! The group has found a way to thin a portion of the herd.

Perfect though, may not be so perfect. People realize how to prevent it (condoms) with little to no help from the CDC. DAMNIT, they say in their smug voices. Them faggots are too smart for us. We need a better idea.

You got it boss!  Asian Bird Flu, party of 3 million. what better way to spread a herd thinner that to attach it to a bird! They fly all over the world, shitting on people of every race, age and sex. Its the perfect way to spread it, not get blamed for it and sence they bred it in Asia, the most populated place in the world, more people will die off per capita and our work is done. WHAT? Well fuck me, they say again in their collective smugness. Asians invent everything, we should have seen it coming. Stupid respirator masks. Who knew they would make a fashion statement out of them? Balls gentlemen, BALLS I say!  Anybody got a plan C?

Well boss, we could..now stay with me...we could ask some of our own farmers to fuck with the feed and develope something right here. I mean damn, everybody eats FOOD. Especially them negros. Perfect!
SWINE FLU!  You pork lovin, ham sucking, pork rind eatin dumb asses will never know what hits ya. Go ahead, enjoy another hot dog ya fat bastard, we'll make more.

So, here is the big picture problem. Not all people will want to some to all of these partys and they especially won't all show up fast enough to make a dent in the population. You see, now that we are sitting in a huge recession (also controlled by them) people are broke and can't afford to go out and buy new toys or take fun vacations SOOOO they stay home and fuck and breed and RE-FILL the population quicker that people are dying off.

My god Jim, what do we do? WHAT, DO, WE, DO? Force it on them damnit! These sheep fuckers are getting cocky. How dare they not die off when we want them to. Get that guy that apprenticed with Dr. Kavorkian to develope a vaccine we can inject straight into them. We'll sell it as a preventitive. Lord knows they will never question it/ (insert evil laugh)

**you do all know that vaccines contain small traces of what ever it is supposed to"prevent" in each innoculation don't you?**

Unfortunatly, some dumbass figured they could not only thin the herd, but make MONEY off this plan. Greed is usually at the sorce of all good plans. So they figured, HEY, lets not only shoot this crap into their arms, but charge them 25 bucks for the privilage. (insert another evil laugh).

You dumbass' the people we are trying to get rid of don't HAVE money, thats half the reason we want to get rid of them in the FIRST place. They are scum, they have nothing, they are dregs on society, they are The UnderClass. We should just give it out for free. You know these sheep fuckers will take our handouts, they have already bled social security, welfare and food stamps dry.

:drumroll: HEALTH CARE REFORM!  Free death for everyone! Population control by 2014!
We Will Win! We Will Win!

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